Has anybody read the latest masterpiece by The Verbal Terrorist? This one is truly a butcher’s deconstructor’s delight. Because I’m too lazy to do it–plus, it’s about 11 pages long–I’m offering an opportunity to fellow bloggers to do it on my behalf. The prize: like a certain cartel member, I’ll give you a Gmail invite.

Not to mention, I’ll guest-post the entry on my blog.