Mebbe this is old? Funny nevertheless.
To All Employees:
It has been brought to the attention of Management that some
individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal
conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the
easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. [....]
What follows is priceless. Read the whole thing.
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[...] After making these posts, I waited, and waited, and waited; and, Girish Karnad kept him occupied and uptight for weeks. The wait is over, at last! Sandeep is now able to have some real fun. Thanks to him, we get this link, which is a part of an absolutely wonderful collection of old internet — probably newsgroup — humour. [...]