Close on the heels of the fresh-out-of-the-oven earthquake comes a JihadQuake.

In gruesome pre-dawn strikes, militants allegedly belonging to pro-Pak Hizbul Mujahideen outfit, killed ten members of two Hindu families by slitting their throats in Rajouri district of Jammu and Kashmir today [...] However, no militant outfit has claimed responsibility for the killings thus far. Police has launched a hunt to trace the attackers and suspect the involvement of Hizbul Mujahideen, which had warned people in rural areas from passing on information about them to police and security forces, they said.

And we thought–courtesy Ms Roy–the Indian army folks are the cause for Kashmir terrorism.