The Ink of Fury

02.28.06 | 27 Comments | Filed Under Commentary, Indian Politics

If Bush is around can the Verbal Terrorist be far behind? The hallmark of Roy’s polemic is no longer a secret: the pent-up fury finds full steam in this article. And as she says,

It’s not in our power to stop Bush’s visit. It is in our power to protest it, and we will.

I’m really surprised at the length of the polemic: it is almost tiny by the standards of her earlier short stories pieces. It has every mark of being composed in a hurry. However that be, Roy’s anti-America disease is full-blown here for she makes personal attacks which border on the disgusting.

Since the Purana Qila also houses the Delhi zoo, George Bush’s audience will be a few hundred caged animals and an approved list of caged human beings who in India go under the category of “eminent persons.” [.] So what’s going to happen to George W Bush? Will the gorillas cheer him on? Will the gibbons curl their lips? Will the brow-antlered deer sneer? Will the chimps make rude noises? Will the owls hoot? Will the lions yawn and the giraffes bat their beautiful eyelashes? Will the crocs recognise a kindred soul? Will the quails give thanks that Bush isn’t travelling with Dick Cheney, his hunting partner with the notoriously bad aim? Will the CEOs agree?

Nice way to protest eh? Or is it entirely in context because she is at last speaking the language of the “oppressed people on the street?”

ON HIS triumphalist tour of this part of the world, where he hopes to wave imperiously at people he considers potential subjects, President Bush’s itinerary is getting curiouser and curiouser.

Give us something new, lady. We’ve read enough of your endless “empire” tirades, how America=Empire, how Bush=dictator… all that. Let it be said clearly: Bush is actually courting India contrary to what Leftist worthies and the Roys of the world proclaim. The US needs India today and it is almost melancholic that our leadership is clueless about the fact–only this can explain its constant back-bending overtures.

And again, Roy is angry with the rich. I suspect her hatred for rich people is somehow linked with her venom against the US; it is almost a visible connection: all rich people are pro-US and Bush is the Master who commands them all.

They’re mostly rich folk who live in our poor country like captive animals, incarcerated by their own wealth, locked and barred in their gilded cages, protecting themselves from the threat of the vulgar and unruly multitudes whom they have systematically dispossessed over the centuries.

Right. Hammer it again and again and again and again and again: India is a poor country. The burgeoning economy is a capitalist lie, the telecom revolution is a rich man’s conspiracy spread through the media poisoned with their money, and the decrease in rural poverty (from 39% to 26%) is again a matter of mere figures which you cannot trust because the eternal bottomline is India is condemned to remain poor till eternity. As for the claim of people being dispossessed for centuries, the Verbal Terrorist marshalls not one instance to substantiate her claim: I take that back–this is a protest pamphlet so these requirements can be safely done away with.

Isn’t it ironical that a sizeable multitude of the rich fawn over her “writings,” applaud them as “bold” and “courageous” and all such other nice epithets? In fact, it wouldn’t be far fetched to conclude that Roy writes precisely to gain their approval: recall the numerous awards from various “foundations,” all of which exist on the milk of capitalist funding.The adoloscent Rebel in her seems to find no exit to maturity.

But it isn’t over yet. Roy is at her fulminating best in these lines:

…on the 2nd of March, Bush will be taken to visit Gandhi’s memorial in Rajghat. He’s by no means the only war criminal who has been invited by the Indian Government to lay flowers at Rajghat. (Only recently we had the Burmese dictator General Than Shwe - no shrinking violet himself.) But when George Bush places flowers on that famous slab of highly polished stone, millions of Indians will wince. It will be as though he has poured a pint of blood on the memory of Gandhi.

Spot on, lady! Indeed, the Indian government also invited the head of the world’s biggest Terrorist State, Saudi Arabia as chief guest on our Republic Day. Nothing could be a greater insult to our democracy than that. But knowing Roy’s penchant for supporting terrorists, this statement is hardly surprising. Bush=war criminal, Taliban=freedom fighters, Bush=dictator Saddam=Angel of Peace… you know the drill. As for Gandhi’s samadhi, I see no reason why millions of Indians will wince. Even going by opinion polls, 71% of Indians seem to welcome Bush (link courtesy, The Acorn). And the Verbal Terrorist should please stop being presumptuous in trying to be the voice of the said millions; or the least she could do is keep quiet lest it be proved that her assertions find no basis in reality.

Nothing the Happynews Papers say can change the fact that all over India from the biggest cities to the smallest villages, in public places and private homes — George W. Bush, incumbent President of the United States of America, world nightmare incarnate, is just not welcome.

Really? The Happynews Papers also include the ones which give you voice: The Anti-Hindu for one, and the other, self-confessed Pseudo secularist rag, Outlook which assaults us regularly with your shrillness. And tell me about the “smallest villages.” I’ll show you at least a hundred villagers living about 60 kms around Bangalore who’ve never heard of Bangalore, Bush you say? The same dispossessed lot you lamented about earlier. Papers you say?

The Government, the Police and the Corporate Press will do everything they can to minimise the extent of our outrage.

The same Corporate Press made you what you are today: a manufacturer of consent and a plain liar.

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