Die #$* Infidels!

I’m back from the dead; hell refused me entry because it had to suddenly deal with an influx of at least 20 infidels who died over the last 24 hours. As a contingency measure, it has blocked entry to new arrivals for it may have to deal with the injured infidels.

The entire nation, from West Bengal to Gujarat, Jammu & Kashmir to Kerala, was put on high alert tonight after at least two bombs exploded in quick succession at Varanasi’s famous Sankatmochan temple and the city cantonment railway station this evening, killing at least a dozen people and leaving another 30 injured. Unofficial figures put the death toll at 23.

Blessed be those favoured Allah’s Soldiers who carried out this Pious Performance. Again. They knew it’d be successful for they were sure the UP security forces would never awaken from their stupor.

Sankatmochan temple, the site for tonight’s terror attack, was one of the temples on the list of important religious places where the Centre had carried out extensive security surveys after the Lashkar-e-Toiba attack at Akshardham in Gujarat in September 2002. “Standard operating procedures” were drawn up to ensure proper security at these places and even contingency plans were worked out to deal with any terror attack.

The UP government was to not only implement this, but also review it annually. If necessary, it also had the option of asking NSG to carry out the periodic review. This, however, was never sought by UP authorities, who largely remained focused on the Ayodhya complex and the Kashi Vishwanath temple.

Our planning was Perfect you see; Akshardham was in September 2002 and even that an astounding sucess because we had to contend with a Tyrannical Infidel Chief Minister and yet we pulled it off. Anyway, this is March 2006 and look at all the factors that have made this a cakewalk:

  • We have Mir Jaffar Mulayam Singh as Chief Minister who still pampers the Fatwa Haj Minister, he of the 51-Crore-reward fame.
  • The “Minority” government at the Centre which actively supports shedding the blood of the infidels (they’re so many, why should we bother if a few thousand die?)
  • Our fellow-soldiers in India provide rock-solid defence for our Pious Deeds–make no mistake, these worthies are very powerful people.

Maulana Tauqeer Reza Khan Barelvi, president, All India Muslim Personal Law Board (Jadeed): “Blasts masterminded by BJP and SP who were losing their support base in UP and if communal violence were to be triggered off they would be the biggest gainers.The people should maintain calm and not fall in their trap.”
Shaista Ambar, president, All India Muslim Women Personal Law Board: Political parties are behind this , people should watch out for the designs of vested interests.

Nehaluddin, president, All India Muslim Forum: Highly regrettable and condemnable. SP and BJP are trying to disturb communal harmony in the state to gain from polarisation of votes.

(Source: Cynical Nerd. Ed: formatting removed)

  • Finally, a couple of us may be caught and may die but that shouldn’t deter us–it hasn’t in the past anyway–to continue to wage our Holy War. In fact, getting caught might act in favour: the entire ruling class will jump to our rescue. Look at the precedents we have: the Sri Krishna Report and now the latest, the Banerjee Report


Postscript: Why does this incident eerily remind me of Aurangzeb who demolished the most sacred Kashi Vishwanath temple (among tons of others)?

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9 comments for “Die #$* Infidels!

  1. March 31, 2006 at 11:23 PM

    Hi 😀

  2. March 29, 2006 at 11:58 PM

    Hi 😀

  3. ac
    March 20, 2006 at 12:02 AM

    Sandeep may be you don’t know this. Please be aware that “Fatwa Haj Minister, of the 51-Crore-reward fame” compaigned for Narendra Modi in Gujarat during elections.

    Please be also be aware that inspired by the UP minister and the publicity he got, a Hindu outfit also offered a similar amount for the head of painter Hussain.


    Can you post something condemning that too on this board. After all we need to be consistent don’t we? A wrong is a wrong is a wrong. It doesn’t depend on the religion of the person who does it. Does it?

  4. Apurva
    March 13, 2006 at 3:14 AM

    Why the hell there is holly-war, don’t you think it is perfect oxymoron.. heven the holly.. hell the war and they r coming together ..gosh.. God saves human and their bloody politics.
    They are actually camouflaging their vindictive appetite, brutal motive and power hunger under the name Holly.. huh!! holly war wht crap….!!

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  6. doubtinggaurav
    March 8, 2006 at 6:52 PM


    Jesus you can’t even flame coherently.

  7. avidnewsreader
    March 8, 2006 at 6:29 PM

    Hell! seems to be the only place where it can sometimes get advantageous when you are a infidel like how Sandeep has just witnessed. This assuming that the Infidel is not from another hell called India?

  8. doubtinggaurav
    March 8, 2006 at 5:32 PM


    “Why does this incident eerily remind me of Aurangzeb who demolished the most sacred Kashi Vishwanath temple (among tons of others)? ”

    Yes it does.

    You know what is the bigger tragedy ?
    Our english media will keep Hindus in deep trance and never let them realize that it is an attack on hinduism

    If you read the newspaper it is only about communal harmony and related shit. Not a word on how jihadis are attacking against Hindu temples


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