More Malleable Than Gold

06.25.07 | 7 Comments | Filed Under Commentary, Indian Politics, Media Watch

Pratibha Patil (huh? etc) might finally deck the President’s office. The Congress party’s propaganda papers media’s fervent efforts to pitch her as the next big something (whatever that/she is) lend loads of credibility to this. For a non-entity, Outlook has found her weighty enough to dedicate an entire opinion poll. The poll results are shockingly surprising. Women want her as President!

And why not? Pratibha Patil’s self-proclaimed credentials are enough, and is the fundamental reason why she was suddenly thrust into the ring. She gets to enjoy all Presidential pelfs as long as she consistently, blindly, obediently, says this: Just Tell Me Where I Should Sign.

On matters of lesser importance, she can always consult the Blue Book authored by Fakruddin Ali Ahmed with detailed appendices by Giani Zail Singh.

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