To NeverMind With Love

11.16.07 | 12 Comments | Filed Under Commentary, Indian Politics, Islam Watch, Media Watch

In which I reply in kind to the touching love letter I’ve received, which was triggered by the Economist post of mine. Joy.

16 November, 2007
Bangalore

My Dearest Never Mind,

I’m well, thank you.

I’m glad you appreciate my excellent job, and I heartily accept your congratulations. It is readers like you who fuel my blog.

I applaud the time you have taken out to list your favourite sections of my thoroughly enjoyable post. You’ll spoil me with such superlatives. Now, let me partake in your joy.

1. Where you cite an earlier point-of-view post by yourself (rich in opinion and erm…, a bit sparse in facts): I see you haven’t fully read the cited earlier, what you term POV. It was supported by facts. Example from that post:

Economist saith: According to a survey in early September by the Centre for the Study of Developing Societies, the UPA would increase its seats from the 222 it won in May 2004 to 267. Meanwhile, the BJP-led coalition, the National Democratic Alliance, would win 133 seats, compared to 189 in 2004. The Left parties’ number of seats in the national parliament would fall to,down from 59.

I reply: …the Economist relies on questionable opinion poll data that have a notorious record for being wrong 99% of the time.

Just to clarify your understanding about the scene in India, every media house/public and/or private organization conducts these polls routinely and write editorials/articles based on these polls. You might want to begin with Outlook’s pre-poll surveys and compare them with what happened thereafter. One sentence springs to mind: change those lenses before they cause irreparable colour blindness.

2. I’m glad you value my clever use of English. But let’s see how you got to that conclusion. Since you say it, let me replace Sometimes and borders on being incorrect with your suggestions…wait, on second thoughts, Mostly and factually incorrect are totally apt for the Economist’s India section. Of course, I need to return your love for facts. This factual article on Indian political forces says:

A member of the RSS assassinated Mahatma Gandhi, and the group is seen by its critics as sinister and anti-Muslim.

Nathuram Godse assassinated Mahatma Gandhi, a fact that you probably know. Now, Godse was not a member of the RSS when he assassinated Gandhi. He quit the RSS in 1932, a full 16 years prior to the assassination. Can we now term that Economist piece as factually incorrect? Another example, which qualifies for–since you love word play sooo much–omission.

In the India-controlled half, some 80,000 people have died as a result of a long-running insurgency.

Like you, the Economist is fond of word play. Terrorism becomes insurgency. Second, the magazine does not mention the systematic killing and driving-out of Kashmiri Pandits from Kashmir. Another sentence springs to mind: trying to look for twists on a straight road makes one’s head spin.

3. Now, I’m returning your love in kind and I don’t want to be rude. Much as I hate to say this, you’ve exposed your ignorance about Nehru. Quick recap about Nehru’s achievements since he took over power. A staunch defender of democracy, he had no qualms of dismissing a democratically-elected government in Kerala. A visionary statesman, he authored the singular Himalyan blunder. His economic policies shackled the country for four decades. The said links and articles and blogs by sociologists and historians elaborate on these precise points supported by your favourite: facts.

Now I felt bad writing this: so I’ll help you with finding facts that lend credibility to what those authors and I have said: on the China blunder, you might want to read the Himalayan Blunder. On the legacy of his economic policies, read India Unbound. On his cluelessness about Indian heritage, read his own admission in Discovery of India.

Or maybe we’ll just have to accept your word for it. And that word is of course scientifically valid and reliable, unlike that of the Economist. Absolutely. I’m glad you woke up to the fact at #3. But if that was your attempt at sarcasm, maybe you want to read Mcflecknoe to brush up your skills.

4. So far, so good. Point taken. Thank you. Now, I’m honoured. But you must really take it slow on comprehension. Let me explain the meaning of each sentence of what Nitin said.

It’s surprising how many things The Economist’s correspondent doesn’t know and yet goes on to make rather bold conclusions.

Meaning: The Economist’s correspondent makes bold conclusions based on incomplete information and/or ignorance. Ties in well with what I said in my own piece, at the beginning, doesn’t it?

Despite the near certainty of local Muslims being involved in the blasts,

Meaning: Local Muslims=Muslims based in Hyderabad, where the blasts occurred.

[Part 2 of the previous sentence] to extend this and suggest that India’s or even Hyderabad’s Muslims “probably” played a “supporting role” is absurd”.

Meaning: Hyderabadi Muslims had a role in these blasts. But the Economist article adds an element of suspicion–conveyed by the word, probably–which is what Nitin finds an issue with. In other words, the Economist does give room for absolving the role of Hyderabadi Muslims in the blasts.

Semantics over. Let’s see how I "had to go on."

It makes little difference where Indian Muslims have been indoctrinated: whether within India (within, Hyderabad if you will) or in Pakistan/Bangladesh/Saudi Arabia/Afghanistan. The point is they carried out terror attacks because somebody convinced them that they have to wage Jihad against India. And the more crucial point is these Indians waged war against their own country. Does that makes sense?

One last sentence: do not confuse the parts of your anatomy.

Now, I could work my way down your post systematically, but life is short, you see.

If you have gotten this far, you should have gone that extra mile. I always need all the love I can get.

…the next time you undertake a so called ‘factual critique’, I suggest filling the first floor with some furniture.

Like I said above, you really need to remove those glasses and look around to see all the furniture you want.

And hope that some bored scientist (of the qualified variety) doesn’t stumble on your post.

Ah, Scientific love! I like that. I’ve had a brief visit in the past.

While we are on validity and reliability, please do read up something equally valid and reliable on India.

Thanks.

Yours seriously,

Sandeep.

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